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how are you lance armstrong? >> i don't have any balls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but lance armstrong has -- [ laughter ] lance armstrong has one testicle. >> oh, no. what have i done? [ laughter ] my wife is going to kill me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get out of here, man. get lost. thank you so much. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he always -- he whiffs every time. he gets no laughs. [ laughter ] remember when he had to come out and he got hit by a football? and the football was supposed to hit him in the crotch, and it hits him in the kneecap, and he still holds his crotch. he goes -- [ laughter ] no one laughed. we torture that poor writer. patrick borelli, right there, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] let's try another suggestion here. it's from harvey gravino. "hey, jimmy, my favorite halloween candies are tootsie pops. and i used to love that old commercial about how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. i heard there's an unedited full-length version of that commercial. you should play i
how are you lance armstrong? >> i don't have any balls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but lance armstrong has -- [ laughter ] lance armstrong has one testicle. >> oh, no. what have i done? [ laughter ] my wife is going to kill me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: get out of here, man. get lost. thank you so much. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he always -- he whiffs every time. he gets no laughs. [ laughter ] remember when he had to come out and he got hit by a football? and the football...
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what does he think about lance armstrong's confession. he has a brand-new reality show. >> along with his fiance. kianna. >> let's go inside with natalie with a check on all the headlines. >> good morning again, matt, savannah, al. new developments in algeria. ties to al kade at that took dozens of hostages including americans. 20 hostages including americans escaped but militants are claiming algerian helicopters opened fire killing dozens of hostages and kidnappers. some hostages are still held at the remote gas facility in algeria. >>> boeing's new 787 dreamliner plane is now grounded in the u.s., europe, japan and india. there's concern that a lithium ion battery can overheat and cause a fire. it caused al nippon to make an emergency landing. it's under investigation by the federal aviation administration. >>> president obama is facing gop opposition after unveiling his $500 million gun control package. acting in response to the shooting rampage in newtown, connecticut, the president called on congress to ban the sale of military styl
what does he think about lance armstrong's confession. he has a brand-new reality show. >> along with his fiance. kianna. >> let's go inside with natalie with a check on all the headlines. >> good morning again, matt, savannah, al. new developments in algeria. ties to al kade at that took dozens of hostages including americans. 20 hostages including americans escaped but militants are claiming algerian helicopters opened fire killing dozens of hostages and kidnappers. some...
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. >>> new this morning, the ioc stripping lance armstrong of his bronze medal from the 2000 sidney olympics because of his involvement in doping. officials close to the decision say the committee sent a letter to armstrong asking him to return that medal. armstrong's interview with oprah in which he reportedly admits to doping is scheduled to air tonight. >>> sports world buzzing about monti te'o. a tweet says everything will be explained at noon today. >>> it's not clear this morning whether te'o knew his online love wasn't a real person. >> scott mcgrew says fake people are all over the internet. >> a huge problem for internet companies. not just fake nigerian bankers looking for money or fake girlfriends but entire fake accounts on services like facebook where more than 80 million accounts may not be real people. that's facebook's own estimates. that's the population of egypt. fake profiles are a problem. they mislead twiadvertisers int thinking people are paying more attention to products than they are. >>> you remember last week we were talking about a new offer from walmart. iphone 5
. >>> new this morning, the ioc stripping lance armstrong of his bronze medal from the 2000 sidney olympics because of his involvement in doping. officials close to the decision say the committee sent a letter to armstrong asking him to return that medal. armstrong's interview with oprah in which he reportedly admits to doping is scheduled to air tonight. >>> sports world buzzing about monti te'o. a tweet says everything will be explained at noon today. >>> it's not...
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lance armstrong's cancer charity. nike announced tuesday they are cutting ties with the charity. nike said it will stop making those livestrong bracelets, the apparel ubiquitous for so long after this holiday season. said it will honor its financial commitment to livestrong when the deal expires in 2014. this generated a ton of money for livestrong. something like $100 million. >> out of the 500 million or so raised by livestrong to fight cancer. they are an incredible charity. done so much. rated four stars with the charity navigator so a great charity. >> really sad given that it's done so much great work. >> right. >> and it's kind of cut ties with lance armstrong. >> right. >> so you're -- you're really punishing the people that it helps. >> you can understand a little bit though where nike is coming from because the brand is so associated with lance armstrong. >> sure. >> yeah, that days after people wearing the livestrong bands, after thinks interview where he basically confessed to doping, people, you know, would comment. you should stop wearing the apparel. >> yeah. >> so
lance armstrong's cancer charity. nike announced tuesday they are cutting ties with the charity. nike said it will stop making those livestrong bracelets, the apparel ubiquitous for so long after this holiday season. said it will honor its financial commitment to livestrong when the deal expires in 2014. this generated a ton of money for livestrong. something like $100 million. >> out of the 500 million or so raised by livestrong to fight cancer. they are an incredible charity. done so...
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back to you as well. >> also from the world sports, lance armstrong had stepped down as the head of the live strong foundation, nike has dropped him. we'll keep you posted on that. you've mastered the art of rising and shining. you carry the weight of the world before carpool. you keep your cool in most uncool situations. all while looking really, really...good! there's no stopping you with natrol fast dissolve vitamins and supplements. you can take them without water, they dissolve up to 30 times faster than regular tablets and they come in great-tasting fruit flavors. count on natrol fast dissolve vitamins and supplements to support the greatness in you! >>> you are looking live at the picturesque town of kennebunk, maine, a town that is in turmoil this morning as it deals with a growing prostitution scandal. a lot of people there are not happy that an air alleged client list is now being made public. a local high school coach has stepped down, and another man who says he's not the guy on the list is furious because he actually shares the same name as someone who was. we will be there
back to you as well. >> also from the world sports, lance armstrong had stepped down as the head of the live strong foundation, nike has dropped him. we'll keep you posted on that. you've mastered the art of rising and shining. you carry the weight of the world before carpool. you keep your cool in most uncool situations. all while looking really, really...good! there's no stopping you with natrol fast dissolve vitamins and supplements. you can take them without water, they dissolve up to...
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. >> a major setback for lance armstrong as he fights doping charges against him. armstrong's lawsuit to block the anti-doping agency from proceeding with charges of shot down within hours. the charges could strip armstrong of his record selven tour de france titles. >> let's head to wall street to mandy drury at the new york stock exchange. all eyes are on spain's bailout deal this morning. >> eurozone minister have ratified the bailout for troubled spanish banks. this is an attempt to stabilize the eurozone and a step in the right direction in terms of trying to contain the whole european debt crisis which has been negatively affecting our markets. alcoa yesterday kicked off our second quarter earnings season with better than expected numbers and google is purportedly close to paying just close to $22 million to settle charges it bypassed privacy settings for customers using the apple safari browser. back to you. >> thanks. an egyptian couple has been arrested and charged for trying to smuggle their 5-month-old baby through an airport baggage scanner. screeners w
. >> a major setback for lance armstrong as he fights doping charges against him. armstrong's lawsuit to block the anti-doping agency from proceeding with charges of shot down within hours. the charges could strip armstrong of his record selven tour de france titles. >> let's head to wall street to mandy drury at the new york stock exchange. all eyes are on spain's bailout deal this morning. >> eurozone minister have ratified the bailout for troubled spanish banks. this is an...
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. >>> disgraced lance armstrong will not attend the anti-doping agency. the group that stripped him of his title. wednesday was the last day to cooperate. the only way he could lift his life-long ban from competitive sports. the cyclist refused. >>> the case from the same-sex marriage could get a boost from the president. he could overturn california's ban on gay marriage. the commander in chief has until the end of the month to intervene in the case. >>> and this nifty trick shot had draws dropping in kuwait. when it looked like it was out of reach. he reached behind his back, you city in slow motion. his stunned opponents could do nothing but applaud. got to give it up -- wow. that's like the fourth gump shot, right? >> that's right. >> any expert in sports can appreciate that one. >> i like that. i like ping-pong. how about a quick check of the weather. >> as natalie mentioned we have a huge storm to talk about. this is a big low pressure, gulf moisture, arctic air coming and colliding in the midwest. we're talking about winter weather advisory, ice st
. >>> disgraced lance armstrong will not attend the anti-doping agency. the group that stripped him of his title. wednesday was the last day to cooperate. the only way he could lift his life-long ban from competitive sports. the cyclist refused. >>> the case from the same-sex marriage could get a boost from the president. he could overturn california's ban on gay marriage. the commander in chief has until the end of the month to intervene in the case. >>> and this...